There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Just nu sitter jag och väntar på bättre tider. Ellie har lektion, så jag sitter i hennes rum och degar. Och finns det något bättre tidsfördriv än att skriva något meningslöst i bloggen? Nä, inte direkt. Jag tänkte faktiskt skriva lite fakta om Chuck Norris. Den där usla medelålders b-filmskådisen. Jag orkar inte översätta den fakta som jag lägger upp här. Jag kunde ju använda mig av "Google Translate", om det inte vore så att det suger.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Vem som sitter och kommer på sådant har jag ingen aning om. Men den personen väntade antagligen också på bättre tider. Fast var det Chuck Norris som satt och skrev det så stannade nog tiden. Time waits for nobody, except Chuck Norris.
Fridens//Markus
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Vem som sitter och kommer på sådant har jag ingen aning om. Men den personen väntade antagligen också på bättre tider. Fast var det Chuck Norris som satt och skrev det så stannade nog tiden. Time waits for nobody, except Chuck Norris.
Fridens//Markus
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